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Recent Movie Reviews

50 Movie Reviews

Meh.

I like how this reminds me of flash submissions in the 2000's

Not original content, used the work of others.

Recent Game Reviews

22 Game Reviews

The gameplay is so poorly designed and really broken. It needs to be redone.

BlazingFunGames responds:

I agree, it's on the list of stuff to work on for next version.

Goddamit. Fix that mother effing knife.

Nice but

isnt angel mois 13?

Kajio responds:

I believe so, but for legal purposes she's "18" *cough* *cough* in this animation :P

Recent Audio Reviews

21 Audio Reviews

A different meaning to shitty music

Like it

I enjoyed listening to this. So happy sounding :)

Or4nges responds:

Glad you liked it!

Lyrics

This song is amazing! I enjoyed this and I can't stop listening. Also, here are the lyrics typed out:

Gaze into my chocolate eyes
Let my music sterilise
Give it to me your hard earned coin
I'll share with you my tortured groin
What you're feeling is not weird
You want to burrow in my beard
Gaze upon my chiselled abs
I no longer have the crabs
My rhymes will grab you by the throat
And ride you like a sturdy goat
I will drown you in my scent
With or without your consent
I am a whore of some renown
Your buttocks are my hunting ground
I am a manwhore without peer
Absorbing sex from the atmosphere
Ooooooooooooooooh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Woah woah%uFEFF woah woah wowoah woah
Woah woah wowoah woooaaahhh
Wowowoah wowowoaah wowowowowoooaaahh
Zzzzzzzzooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Pressure building like a cyst
I want to share you with love's fist
I'll lick your feet I'll wear a collar
I'll do anything for a dollar
I will fit you like a glove
More precious than a father's love
Not that I would really know...
I like my women rich and young
The kiss of yoghurt on my tongue
I wield a fleshy latin sword
Raptor Jesus is my Lord
Let me be your Phantom Limb
Crack and yoghurt keep me slim
Struggling with modernity
A whore of all eternity

Recent Art Reviews

3 Art Reviews

She needs lewd stuff of her. Just saying.

Is this what you're going to do for the rest of your life? Just drawing naked chicks?
Come on, dawg.

That is....

Extremely wonderfull.
Brilliant! Nice! I love it!

Chickenlump responds:

No, no, no, and that's your personal opinion. But it hardly matters when compared to the tried and true elements of art and principles of design.

I'm a loser previously known as klompors

Zorenic aka @Khifa

Age 25, Male

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Amsterdam

Joined on 7/14/06

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